The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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