the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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