I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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