And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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