It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude i'm inner monologue high
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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