i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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