I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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