So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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