Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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