I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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