let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
it's great music for shaving your balls
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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