no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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