I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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