Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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