TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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