Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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