that's an acceptable place to lick
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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