Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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