Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Randomize
