I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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