That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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