Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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