so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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