Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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