he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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