escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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