Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize