that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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