there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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