its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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