Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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