I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
