do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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