you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
