I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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