when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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