are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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