i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
