i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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