trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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