That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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