So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
