he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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