...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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