Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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