Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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