Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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