Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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