recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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