"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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