It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
how do you play pong handcuffed?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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