Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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