hell yes lets make some ravioli
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
