if you like me you must not know who I am
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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