But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
