3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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