he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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