I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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