Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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